My page is getting too text-heavy so here's a picture of a bonobo doing her morning calisthenics. Bonobos are closely related to chimpanzees, but they are kinder, gentler and more sexually liberated than their cousins the chimps. If enough bonobos resided in the United States to form a sizeable voting constituency, they would almost certainly turn the tide in favor of the Democrats. Bonobos and chimpanzees are humanity's closest living relatives.
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